Look what cutie found me the other day.
She may be cute but she has a secret.
I'll give you a hint.
She lives in the kitchen.
Need another hint?
She hides a certain appliance
beneath that pretty skirt of hers.
She is a vintage toaster doll.
She sits on top of the toaster when it
isn't being used.
Who wants to look at that
ugly (but necessary) appliance when you can look at this pretty face instead.